SATAN’S MANIFESTO: Hugh Hefner Declares Victory in Sexual War Against Republicans – In Your Dreams Old Man!

 EDITORIAL: Hugh, you can dream all you want but your battle and that of Satan himself is with God, not Republicans. All you’ve done here is admit that you all colluded to take over our government by hijacking our only other viable party.

Your ego exposes you all as the domestic terrorists you are. You didn’t win anything here. You created, produced and distributed a highly addictive product to generations of our people. You commit heinous crimes against humanity as your organized crime network took over our nation. But you didn’t win and you won’t. More wake from your hold everyday. And as they do, they run to God because they now know true evil!

This war was already won a long time ago. Long before you were even a thought, Hugh Hefner. It was the day Jesus died for these atrocities we’ve allowed to continue under the guise of freedom.

You, Hugh Hefner, will burn in Hell. You and your family will suffer tenfold for every soul you’ve corrupted!

Hugh Hefner (Charlie Gallay / Getty)


Hugh Hefner, the founder and editor-in-chief of Playboy, has penned an essay in the magazine’s latest (nude-free) issue, declaring victory over conservative Republicans in the decades-long struggle since the sexual revolution began in the 1960s.

The increasing tolerance of conservatives towards gays, Hefner claims, marks the defeat of efforts to “ban any lifestyle or preference that doesn’t fit into their Chrisitan crusade to eliminate all sexual activity that doesn’t lead to procreation.”

Hefner’s essay appears alongside several others — none by conservatives — in what the magazine bills as its “Freedom Issue.” The July/August edition is perhaps the most left-wing yet since Playboy dropped nudity.

The main interview features author Ta-Nehisi Coates, who has emerged as a leading voice of the Black Lives Matter movement, and who believes America should pay reparations for slavery.

(There are no black models in the issue.)

In his essay, titled “The Conservative Sex Movement,” Hefner cites the rise of “thrice-married” Donald Trump and the defeat of conservative Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) in the GOP primary as a sign of the “sexual revolution in the Republican Party.”

He adds: “After losing two presidential elections, core conservatives realize the time has come for the party to stop pandering to America’s fanatical religious minority and give up a losing war to suppress our sexual rights.”

He accuses conservatives of trying “to eliminate access to birth control” and “pass discriminatory laws against gays,” among other dubious charges.

“We have already won those battles, and we will win them again,” he says. “These are the final skirmishes of a retreating army of self-appointed moral authorities who have been defeated again and again for the past five decades.”

Playboy ran its last nude issue in December 2015, after collapsing circulation forced it to appeal to mainstream tastes. Hefner also recently sold his famous mansion.

Joel B. Pollak is Senior Editor-at-Large at Breitbart News. 

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