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Local Porn Stars Will Make Good on Offer to
Give Anyone a BJ After Heat Championship

By Kyle Munzenrieder Thu., Jun. 28 2012 at 1:36 PM

teamBJNBA.jpgDuring the NBA finals, local porn stars Angelina Castro and Sara Jay made a bet with two of their Oklahoma City counterparts: If their team won, they’d give the team’s fans free blowjobs. Now, Castro and Jay are making plans to keep their word. Yes, a free blowjob for anyone. The event is set for August 2 at Miami Velvet but be warned there are a whole lot of stipulations on the event’s semi-NSFW official site.

First, to collect your beej, you must follow both @SaraJayXXX and @AngelinaCastroX on Twitter. You must also be 21 or older and pay for your own STD testing from Talent Testing. Results must be submitted 48 hours before the big blow-off.Participants must also consent to having their blowjob filmed and either streamed live, posted on the Internet, or sold on DVD. You can wear a mask (though probably not this one).Members of the girls’ individual sites will also be first in line. Heat team members and coaching staff will get the next go (“as long as they are [Twitter] followers!”). Come on, girls? You’re really gonna make LeBron James get sloppy seconds after online-porn aficionados? But we highly doubt that will be a problem.After the Heat players, guys who show up in any of the girls’ officials shirts (including ones that read “Once You Go Hispanic Don’t Panic”) are up next. TeamBJNBA shirt wearers are on deck after that, followed by people wearing officials Miami Heat swag. Then everyone else.Warning: You will be kicked out for being rude, drunk, or nasty. A male nurse will be on hand to check personal hygiene.Somehow we feel like Oklahoma City is the real winner of this bet. Frankly, we think Charles Barkley and Skip Bayless are the real culprits who deserve to eat a million dicks, but whatever makes these girls and desperate dudes wanting a quick knob-slobbin’ happy.

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